The Cow Guy (istoleyourpie) wrote in party_with_bums,
The Cow Guy
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Shooting Bums

Lately at our house, there's been people staying up for hours on end sniping bums.

2 nights ago, my friend.... Stan.... staked out at a window at our house and waited for some bums to go by. One came up and smoked a rock behind a dumpster which faces towards our house.

When he was done, i guess he bent over and he shot him in the ass with a pellet gun. That thing had to hurt. It wasn't more than like 20 - 30 yards away. I saw that thing shoot at least an inch into wood before. I guess he grabbed his ass and bent over.

The night before that he shot one going by on a bike.

That and we've been controlling the pidgeon population. They shit all over our roof.
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